Post by Renrag on Nov 11, 2014 17:08:27 GMT
A farmer was just about to leave the farmyard on his tractor coupled
to a five bladed reversible plough,to go and plough a field that had
been pasture for many years.Before he could leave a smart car drew into
the yard.Out of the car stepped a young man who asked if the farmer
could provide him with some temporary work.When the young man spoke,the
farmer thought that he recognised him and his scottish accent,and
prompted the farmer to ask if he had worked for him before.
"Indeed I have sir,I sheared some sheep for you and helped with the
harvest about seven years ago."
The farmer thought for awhile and then enquired
"Have you any experience at ploughing."
"Indeed I have sir.I am a good ploughman."replied the young man.
"Then park your car over there,and follow me in my Landrover with the
tractor."The farmer instructed.
The farmer then led the way to the field and stopped just out side the
gate.
"I want this field ploughed seven inches deep with straight furrows
and each furrow turned fully.Do you know how to set up the plough.?"
"I do sir,I have done a lot of ploughing.I will do a good job for you."
Assured the young man.
At that the farmer left him to it,and drove back to the farm,wondering
what he had let himself in for.
Just before lunchtime,fearing the worst,the farmer decided to go and
see what sort of a job the young man had made.The tractor was parked
outside the feild gate which the young man was just closing.He looked
at the field in astonishment.The furrows were absolutely straght,
perfectly turned,and the headland ploughed to DEFRA requirements.The
farmer leaned on the gate, and considered that he would never have
acheived such quality himself.Then he noticed ,that just inside the far
corner of the field there was a small patch of grass which had not been
ploughed.
"There's a piece over there that you haven't done."He said pointing."
Why did you leave that.?"
"Well sir it was for sentimental reasons sir."The young man replied.
"Sentimental reasons."exclaimed the farmer."What on earth do you
mean.?"
"Yes sir,sentimental reasons sir.That was where I had my first sexual
experience sir"
The farmer,quite taken aback by what he had just heard,decided that he
best leave things alone.After all the whole field would need more
tilling before it could be seeded.Then he noticed another small patch ,
still green,just inside the gate.
"There's another piece there that you have missed." "Was that for
sentimental reasons."The farmer said sarcastically.
"Indeed it was sir.That was where her mother stood and watched us."
"Her mother stood there and watched while you had a sexual experience
with her daughter" The farmer said incredulously.
"Yes sir" The young man said quietly.
"What on earth did the mother have to say about your behaviour." Asked the farmer.
"Well sir she said-------
Baaaaaaaa"
to a five bladed reversible plough,to go and plough a field that had
been pasture for many years.Before he could leave a smart car drew into
the yard.Out of the car stepped a young man who asked if the farmer
could provide him with some temporary work.When the young man spoke,the
farmer thought that he recognised him and his scottish accent,and
prompted the farmer to ask if he had worked for him before.
"Indeed I have sir,I sheared some sheep for you and helped with the
harvest about seven years ago."
The farmer thought for awhile and then enquired
"Have you any experience at ploughing."
"Indeed I have sir.I am a good ploughman."replied the young man.
"Then park your car over there,and follow me in my Landrover with the
tractor."The farmer instructed.
The farmer then led the way to the field and stopped just out side the
gate.
"I want this field ploughed seven inches deep with straight furrows
and each furrow turned fully.Do you know how to set up the plough.?"
"I do sir,I have done a lot of ploughing.I will do a good job for you."
Assured the young man.
At that the farmer left him to it,and drove back to the farm,wondering
what he had let himself in for.
Just before lunchtime,fearing the worst,the farmer decided to go and
see what sort of a job the young man had made.The tractor was parked
outside the feild gate which the young man was just closing.He looked
at the field in astonishment.The furrows were absolutely straght,
perfectly turned,and the headland ploughed to DEFRA requirements.The
farmer leaned on the gate, and considered that he would never have
acheived such quality himself.Then he noticed ,that just inside the far
corner of the field there was a small patch of grass which had not been
ploughed.
"There's a piece over there that you haven't done."He said pointing."
Why did you leave that.?"
"Well sir it was for sentimental reasons sir."The young man replied.
"Sentimental reasons."exclaimed the farmer."What on earth do you
mean.?"
"Yes sir,sentimental reasons sir.That was where I had my first sexual
experience sir"
The farmer,quite taken aback by what he had just heard,decided that he
best leave things alone.After all the whole field would need more
tilling before it could be seeded.Then he noticed another small patch ,
still green,just inside the gate.
"There's another piece there that you have missed." "Was that for
sentimental reasons."The farmer said sarcastically.
"Indeed it was sir.That was where her mother stood and watched us."
"Her mother stood there and watched while you had a sexual experience
with her daughter" The farmer said incredulously.
"Yes sir" The young man said quietly.
"What on earth did the mother have to say about your behaviour." Asked the farmer.
"Well sir she said-------
Baaaaaaaa"
