Post by Renrag on Dec 19, 2014 9:14:26 GMT
A Water Bailiff was out trying to protect his stretch of river from feral Mink.
His shotgun went off and blew his lower torso to smithereens.
Recovering in hospital the surgeon on his rounds had a chat with him.
Well we have some good news and some bad. We have sorted all the
internal injuries satisfactorily, however your penis is a different
matter so in this case I am going to refer you to my sister.
Why your sister, is she a specialist ?
No she is actually a flautist with the London Philharmonic and will show
you where to place your fingers to avoid spraying all over the place.
His shotgun went off and blew his lower torso to smithereens.
Recovering in hospital the surgeon on his rounds had a chat with him.
Well we have some good news and some bad. We have sorted all the
internal injuries satisfactorily, however your penis is a different
matter so in this case I am going to refer you to my sister.
Why your sister, is she a specialist ?
No she is actually a flautist with the London Philharmonic and will show
you where to place your fingers to avoid spraying all over the place.