One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God. "
But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just one deck, . . I want 4 decks one on top of the other".
"4 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"No: this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?", queries Noah "Yes, fish . . well, to make it more specific
Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "So, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 4 decks, one on top of the other?".
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check"
"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether............
Talking about carp. I was in asda and see they now selling carp on the fish counter
"Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".