Post by billnorfolk on Dec 23, 2014 12:21:28 GMT
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she
wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they had
become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of
course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside
her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went
through this all by yourself.
The second rose is from my nurse.
She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same
procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from Paul in the burns unit, he wanted to thank you for his new
ears."
